Crazy bitches...The Steve McNair survival guide

So finally someone has exposed the world to the wonder that is crazy bitches. In the words of Kat Williams "I'm only using bitches because I don't know their names individually". No one person has caused me to write this blog so if you feel this is about you, take a step back, look in the mirror and say "Get over yourself" so that I don't have to.

We hear about how bad men are to women. People write books, movies, blogs, poems, etc about how bad men are to women. However nobody cares about the men. Nobody cares what men go through. Nobody cares that women stalk, prey, trap, lie, steal, and manipulate the hell out of men. I know people first hand who have gotten pregnant on purpose by "accidentally" missing a pill. You've been taking the damn pill for 15 years and now you get pregnant because a mf makes more than $25k. Cut it out. I don't believe that for one second.

Don't get me wrong, there have been time when women have been done dirty. Shit, I've done some things to women that I'm not proud of. It's generally been because I have been too bitch ass to just say "PTFO(peace the Eff out)". However as you will see below that doesn't justify crazy behavior. This blog isn't about that though, this is about how to identify your crazy woman, or for women how to tell if you're crazy.

ps this applies to women identifying crazy men too

Let's begin with the cell phone. If your significant other ever feels compelled to look at, through or into your phone it's time to go. Those are the beginning signs that she is crazy. She is insecure about something you or someone else has done and feels the need to either reaffirm her insecurities. This will not stop if she finds nothing, no she will continue to look until she finds something. At which time she will confront you and ignore the fact that she just violated your privacy. She will use the fact that she found something as justification.

This leads to the next point of justification. If at any point she feels justified in her actions by something you did, you need to get out. There is no justification for crazy behavior. If she feels these urges, she should leave rather than partake in crazy activities. The justification just demonstrates that she accepts these acts as normal and will continue to do them despite you confronting her on them. You can't repent acts that you justify.

Next on the never-ending list is called "operation interrogation". If you feel that your significant other needs you to report in then you should get out. The reporting in complex will only get worse with time. It may start with lines like "You didn't tell me you were going to..." eventually it will turn to "Where are you going, with who, what will you be doing and what time will you return". By the time it gets to that point it's too late. You need to identify the problem before you get too tied it.

Now there are many signs to the crazy bitch. These are just a few and some of the more obvious. These generally are the early signs and you can pick up on them before you get too attached. The reality is men are sexually driven. We get used to consistent sex with someone we enjoy being with and we can't imagine being without it. So when we get bothered by these things women know us well enough to just get nekkid and put it on us thus, removing our ability to rationally respond to anything. Once this happens by the time we do realize what's happened and get out the crazy stuff happens. The phone calls, the myspace/facebook stalking, the embarrasing phone calls to people asking "how do you know (insert name here)". Yes I speak from experience and don't act like you've never been through this or done it. Everyone reading this has been on some side of this nonsense.

The difference between being the man in the situation and being the woman is that people feel bad for the woman dealing with the crazy guy. You can go to police, fire, shit you can call on Tyrone. But for men, we can't. We go to the police and get laughed at. We call anybody they ask what we did to cause the situation. I didn't stalk your ass so you don't need to stalk me. I did nothing to you that warranted this activity. Steve McNair isn't right for cheating but damn did he deserve to die for it? No. She could have called, said, "You will no longer be getting any of this Iranian Milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard". He would have said "But baby please...baby baby baby, please" She would have said "Hell to the Nizzaw" and he would have found another groupie to do that thing his wife doesn't do.

If you've done any of this get some new friends because good friends would tell you, you're crazy. If you've had this done, learn from your mistakes and remember, good sex last a few seconds/hours/minutes/even a weekend, but a stalker lasts at least a few months, the jokes you will fall victim to because of the stalker last way longer than that. Just ask Steve McNair if he saw the signs.

You'll thank me later.